This may very well be the dumbest slogan in the world. As opposed to the people that don't breathe? It's damn near close to racism if you ask me. All the "breathers" out there showing off their skill and sucking in all the air from the rest of us. Daring to tempt the gods by training their lungs to be swifter and more efficient.
I bet Lance Armstrong uses one of these devil contraptions. He sucks the most air of any human being I know. Selfish bastard. Who does he think he is anyway? Like, king of everyone who breathes? I can't stand people who are like that. Thinking their all king-like. Stomping around, breathing just because you can. Jeez, he's ridiculous. Embarrassing really. Go home, Lance, okay? No one wants you at this party. Just get on your bike and go.