I just found out that kangaroos don't fart or burp. Instead of methane their fermentation hydrogen byproduct is turned into acetate and recycled for more energy. They are considered to be the next "greener" animal to farm and eat. Also, scientists are looking into the process of transferring the bacteria responsible from kangaroos to cows.

Why not us? Why wouldn't we try it too? The amount of energy that each person could provide, well, I can only speak for myself, is limitless. I don't know about you people, but I want to sit in that room that is heated and lit by my former farts and burps. I want to hear the echoes of children feasting on dinners cooked by their family's digestive tract. I want, no I need, this circle of life.

The greenhouse gas effect is 23 times greater with methane than with carbon dioxide. Yet, here we are, pointing fingers at defenseless animals and blaming them for this tragedy. Oh no, we do not break this wind that you speak of. We do not eject air reflexively. We could not possibly be partly responsible for whatever it is that all this means to our Earth's future. (I really have absolutely no clue)

Wake up people. No cow is going to invent a way to transmit these bacteria to you. It's your life, your body, your choice. Now go hug a Kangaroo. Be pro choice. Look, this one in the picture is saying, "hey you, get in the jacuzzi, its fine in here".

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Me=2 Cow=0