A surgeon has performed the worlds first donor kidney removal through a vagina.

That's right. He allowed her to give birth to her own kidney so that she could donate it to her niece. The operation is said to be much less painful than when they would slice through your back with a rusty steak knife and spoon out what they needed.
I like the whole idea and I mean what could be more sanitary than a woman's vagina, right? Well, what disturbs me is the fact that the surgeon in question, Kalloo, has said that more than 300 such surgeries have been performed worldwide, mostly gall bladder and appendix removal through the mouth, anus and vagina.

Now give me a break. They are just looking for a hole aren't they? No discrimination whatsoever? C'mon guys. It's truly a pity. I really felt like we were going for one of those great movie moments where we all realize that, of course, that is where donor kidneys should come from, because that's where we all come from, you know?
But no, no, these hole whores just want it all. You really are just playing God now. I hope that makes up for the hole your trying to fill in your life, mister surgeon man. Your dad wanted you to be better than the salesman he was, but, look at you. Standing there with your mask on. Who are you really hiding from, huh?
I can't take this. I'm out.
Vaginas are sacred, you fools.

Editor's Note: The Vagina isn't clean. A plastic bag is placed as lining to protect, "the donated kidney from contamination by bacteria and other organisms in her vagina."
Vagina, vagina, vagina.