Today is Valentine's day. I want to wish everyone some flowers, candy and dinner, as is the custom. You can pretend this is the card that you got because I truly love each and every one of you. My hope is that someday we can all express this love in a deeper more connected way, like this man in the picture. He really has true love and is not afraid to show it to the world. My, how we have grown as a civilization, that we embrace killer whale passion. You can see clearly from the photo that he is no fighter.

I have a lot of ideas for this world. A lot of them are perverted and sexual. I am really hoping that Valentines people see this and support me in my quest. I know that whale guy does. All we need is a tiny, tiny bit of respect and a whole lot of patient tolerance and understanding. This is a great big planet and enough animals to go around.

Although, we may have a latex shortage.
But, we will bridge that gap when we come to it people. Everyone just get on board and give your Valentine a little pet for me too.