I just looked at this photo and couldn't help but think that this man is the luckiest son-of-a-bitch in the universe.
However, it turns out that Daniel John Lyons, 34, was trying to commit suicide by hurling his car off the monuments cliff in Colorado. He was recently accused of molesting a 4 year old child.

I'm so glad he didn't die. I can't wait until he gets acquainted with all his new cellmates. I think he really didn't see the light at the end of his tunnel. Oh, wait. That would be the cellmates shoving a flashlight up his ass. He probably wouldn't see that would he?
Maybe he should concentrate more on how well respected child molesters are in the jail community. I'm sorry. I'm giddy. I'd like to thank whomever made this possible. Whatever great source stopped that vehicle in time. Whoever prayed that that man would see a million of himself on his back in his lifetime. General motors, you deserve a little applause here too.
By the way, it's not gone completely unnoticed that he had a pervert van. So cliche.