I apologize, faithful readers, for allowing my sickness to create such a long hiatus. I was, sadly, peeing from my butt-hole and pooing from my mouth. It is, I can safely say, the least fun thing to do with your day. It also makes communicating with the public barely tolerable and piddles away at your sense of humor.

I like that word, Piddle. I was looking for whittle and the thesaurus gave me Piddle. I don't even think it fits in the context of the sentence, but, I am positive that I will somehow work it into every sentence that I have from now to my piddling end. Ah, here it is, Piddle: to dawdle, putter, and, oh good, urinate. Um, I guess that makes sense, until my urinating end.
So I thank you for coming back to my piddling blog and helping me realize my piddling purpose once again.
I piddle you all.