This is the new t-shirt for P4CM. P4CM is the, "passion for Christ movement". They promote these shirts for people who have struggled and eventually overcame their masturbation problem. On the web site he quotes, well, God apparently, with, "Is it a good thing to have sexual relations? Certainly-but only within a certain context. It's good for a man to have a wife, and for a woman to have a husband. Sexual drives are strong, but marriage is strong enough to contain them and provide for a balanced and fulfilling sexual life in a world of sexual disorder.'

Signed,

God."

This is literally taken off their page. Signed God? Wow.

Apparently, it also, "brings shame and is addictive., MASTERbation will MASTER you! You enter into a contractual agreement with it and it will govern your life sexually. It will rule and control your life...it taps you on the shoulder 3 o'clock in the morning even when you don't want it. You want to stop but you can't. You cry, you repent and say you won't do it any more but you find yourself molesting yourself again..."

Okay. My number one issue here is that none of these people are "non-masturbators", right? They have all been sinners in the eyes of God. Maybe God gave you this ability so that you wouldn't be out looking for a random leg to hump? Maybe, in a time before Darwin, we had this talent so we could naturally select mates based on compatibility and not raging hormones? Maybe it feels good because it is good for you and your species?

I've never cried about it though.

Does it really make people cry?

Maybe you're doing it all wrong. Try surprising yourself first. A little movie. Nice dinner. Oh, are those flowers? Yeah, nice and easy. If it hurts, stop, ask yourself what could be better, different. Create the open dialogue. Paint your finger nails, come in from behind. Your hand is your friend, treat it that way.

Also, how big is this guys wang for it to be tapping him on the shoulder? Maybe he has a whole other set of issues he needs to work out first.