8.2.09


What I really like about this picture is the guy right behind him trying to take the sign away. He's whispering, "wrong rally".
Well, I'm with the guy in the foreground. I hate juice. It's all fake sweet and full of carbs that I can't have and it's because everybody knows if you don't put sugar in real fruit juice it taste like crap.
No, really. Have you ever had cranberry juice? Real cranberry juice? No?
Okay, um, go stand next to a chair, not the front but the back part of the chair, now punch yourself in the throat and, just when you hit and your watery eyed, hurl the chair into your stomach.
That's what real cranberry juice tastes like.
Maybe the other juices can get away with "flavor", I don't know, I kinda stopped trying after cranberry. But, I think I have enough information to say yes, yes, mister sign carrying man, I hate juice too.