The "news" is reporting that Bobby Brown is expecting his fifth child with his fourth baby momma.
This is utterly ridiculous. What about the Whitney/Bobby reunion that everyone was talking about? Let's get serious here folks. Being Bobby Brown was quintessentially the best reality show of all time. I have always said that if you put two meth heads in a house and just watch them it will be pure entertainment.
Whitney and Bobby proved this to be so true.
Although the show only ran for one season it remains very dear to me in my heart. Who can forget the time Bobby revealed that Whitney had been so constipated from drugs that he had to "reach up in there" and grab the poo out for her. Ah, to which she replied, "that's black love".
Now, I can only go on with the echoes of "hell to the no" as my sole comfort. With the yelling of "kiss my ass" to my neighbors in hopes that they too have been moved by the reality that is Being Bobby Brown.