I am so sorry that I have not written in ages. I am moving out of my house and planning a month long hiking trip. I am hoping that the person that I am going with knows that if there is a tiger about to maul me (like the man in the picture) they should first, put down the camera, second, alert me(the maulee), so I can run faster than them away from the hungry tiger. I should also point out that I would like this warning for bears, gorillas, sharks, jellyfish, just about any drunk girl, um, spit balls, and, finally, Carrot Top.
I would like to say that I am trying my best through all of this to post whenever insanity levels brew beyond recognition. Whenever tolerance of human beings are at an all time low. Whenever I freaking feel like it.
We'll be in touch.
