This is 91 year old Grace Foster who just ran the 60 meter sprint in New Jersey. The article states that she, "shattered" the previous record in her 90-95 year old age bracket. That is because this is when most people take up dying, not track.
I think she has a brilliant idea. If you are not a good athlete now, just wait until everyone you know dies, and then you're the fastest. Tada!
This is a new awakening for me especially since I thought if I lived that long I would take up more recreational drugs like heroin and meth. I also planned on going back to smoking when I was 86, but not now, oh no. Now I have a future super human identity to look forward to. The fastest person in my age bracket. What more could you want?
Also, scientists found the gene that reproduces teeth so I don't have to stress about the eating through a straw thing anymore either. What a day.
