Ah, cow urine, here we are again.
This gentlemen belongs to the Dinka, a group of tribes located in southern Sudan, and this is how they dye their hair.
You would think that they would be smart, like the people in India, and collect the urine to drink as well use as a styling substance. Then maybe they could add different scents to the urine or pretend that they were putting something on their heads other than cow pee.
Look at me, so Americanized. At least they have the dignity to not lie to themselves like we do with our distasteful products. I'm sure I know where my placenta shampoo comes from but there is no part of me that wants to hold my head under a birthing...okay...I can't even say it. See my point?
So bravo to the Dinka for being true to yourselves. You will always hold your head up high, um , except when you stick it under the cow so it can piss on you.
What I want to know is how did cows become so holy? How did the dumbest animal on the planet convince people all around the world that it is divine?
I guess that if you count drinking the urine, it sort of converted water into something else, not wine, but hey, different. Also, we eat just about every part of the animal, so, body of Christ and all that. Huh, maybe cows are the second coming of the Lord.
It all makes so much sense to me now. The cow is a passive, peaceful creature. It serves us in any way we desire with no judgment or dismay. It asks for no more than food and water and the Dinka boys to blow on its private area.
No joke. National Geographic showed me that the Dinka boys also "stimulate" the female cows during the dry months in order for them to keep producing milk. That's their job, well that and hand carrying around cow poo every morning. Somehow, I don't think Jesus would want little boys blowing on his genitals like these kids do. I'm not entirely sure but I think that there is something written against this in the bible. Remember how angry they all got with those priests a few years ago? Yeah, it's definitely talked about in that thing.
So maybe the cow isn't the second awakening, but you see how easy it is to get sucked into those big doe-like eyes, right?
You were all with me for a second. Admit it.
Me=3 Cow=1
