A builder working in London, at Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital, was fired after a security guard found him, "naked and on his knees with the smiling (vacuum) cleaner". The perpetrator told guards that he was actually cleaning his underwear. He said the way he was doing it was, "a common practice in Poland". Um, Okay? Stripping naked, at your job, and cleaning your underwear with the vacuum cleaner, is a common practice in Poland?

You know, you hear all these racist jokes about pollacks and you truly try to stay funny and stray away from common stereotypes, but these guys are great. Really, a bottomless well of comedy. Especially now in these hard times, what with Bush out of office and Britney is all "back on track", laughter is at an all time low. We really need to head on back to our roots and get back the true meaning of funny. Nice, honest, fear based bigotry.

Silly Pollack sticking your dick in a vacuum. Classic.