Two week old Artyom G, from Moscow, was born with two penises. His parents recently put him through the five hour life threatening surgery to form the two penises into one. This picture isn't of the parents, but it's who I would want on my side if I was going to be born with two penises.

I once saw a porno where this German guy supposedly had two penises and I always hoped it was real but now I know better. Now I know that if you are born with any removable deformity it is gone as soon as they can put you under the knife legally.

Will the parents tell the boy when he's old enough that they robbed him of being the coolest guy in the universe?

However, maybe both penises were really tiny and having a medium size penis is kinda better than two small penises, right? Plus, the article says one penis was on his lower back. Were there four balls too? I wonder. Now if it's a big dick on the back and a small one on the front I would probably give it some time before I would decide to remove it. Small back, big front, I would lose the back. But, big, big? Yeah, you keep that.