Okay, this is more of a rant than informative to anyone so I apologize in advance. A friend of mine was really upset the other day and told me that she was going to cry. She told me. Going to.
What a load of crap. You either cry or you don't. By this comment she's telling me that she is in the middle of convincing herself to cry. And I am trying to convince myself not to hit her because that will make her cry.
Listen, I come from a big extended family. We don't cry a lot.
Because good lord help you if you display an ounce of weakness. They will tear you apart, limb from limb until your hard and callous and, um, I digress, that is another story.
If you cry in my family you are just looking for attention and if you say your going to cry, well, your just looking for an asswhoopin.
I believe that crying is a lot like masturbation. It's something you do alone, late at night, in your room, by yourself.
Or in the shower.
Nuff said.