My friend that I, er, enjoy a lie down with? Is out of town. We do this a lot. It seems that we are never in the same place at the same time. However, we love each other very much and are each very loyal. We find challenging and different ways to express our love. To say that skype has given me a thorough examination is an understatement.
You know where I am going with this people.
Can someone please invent porn wii? I know the technology is out there. I have seen the light at the end of my celibate struggle. I have weathered the sim storm. I want the future and I want it now.
Do it for our troops stationed far away from their partners. I'm pleading with you, let them stick their dick in a wii in Baghdad and let it enter their wives in Minnesota.
Do it for your country.